I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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