So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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