She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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