well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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