Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
we're making bets on your personal life
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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