just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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