hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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