Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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