Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
no you cant smoke seaweed
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My liver just had a heart attack.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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