I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
