I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Mom said you looked used
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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