Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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