Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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