My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Boobs speak an international language.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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