Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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