his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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