My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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