Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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