when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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