he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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