i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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