My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize