that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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