kristin has been a bad kristin
I cut my penus on the lid.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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