How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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