So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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