someone get that fucking seahorse.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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