I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We don't watch enough power rangers
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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