maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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