At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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