it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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