i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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