Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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