Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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