"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Randomize
