she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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