when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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