I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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