If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
