The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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