please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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