she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
should my penis look like a turkey
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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