Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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