You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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