did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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