I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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