addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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