they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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