I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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