You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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