Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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