never play flip cup with pint glasses
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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