Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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