I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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