Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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